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Happy Life Day!

by on Dec.21, 2009, under News and Links

It’s the Star Wars Holiday Special! Things to look out for: Carrie Fisher is far from sober, and it’s a little depressing. Harrison Ford doesn’t want to be there. Mark Hamill talks like a kid’s TV presenter. Chewie’s son is called Lumpy. Oh, and it’s so bad even George Lucas, who had little to do with it, disowns it. This is why he became such a control freak and why we ended up with Episode One (review).

So, get some Wookiee-ookies from the cookie jar, pour yourself a drink the size Carrie Fisher would and enjoy. Happy Life Day!

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Ataque de Pánico!

by on Dec.17, 2009, under General, News and Links

Rather than assume you’ve seen this video, I’ll just embed it without comment.

Contrary to popular opinion, the soundtrack isn’t East Hastings by Godspeed; it’s In the House – In a Heartbeat by John Murphy.

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What a tale

by on Dec.16, 2009, under General, News and Links

All this could have been avoided if he’d just remembered his pee bottles.

A beautifully illustrated tale of woe, told in words, MS Paint and piss.

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Impressive vocal skills

by on Dec.14, 2009, under News and Links

You know the weird song Diva Dance in The Fifth Element? Sure you do, it was the one that they needed to use samplers to make it work. Yeah, that one. Someone should have told this young lady that it’s physically impossible to sing.

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Monster News – (Mister Monster Munch?)

by on Dec.04, 2009, under General, News and Links

Paul Sanderson, a friend, said: ”Chris has always been a bit crazy, but this is taking things a bit too far – even for him.”


(I think Roast Beef is the best flavour – what do you lot think?)

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