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It’s the Star Wars Holiday Special! Things to look out for: Carrie Fisher is far from sober, and it’s a little depressing. Harrison Ford doesn’t want to be there. Mark Hamill talks like a kid’s TV presenter. Chewie’s son is called Lumpy. Oh, and it’s so bad even George Lucas, who had little to do with it, disowns it. This is why he became such a control freak and why we ended up with Episode One (review).
So, get some Wookiee-ookies from the cookie jar, pour yourself a drink the size Carrie Fisher would and enjoy. Happy Life Day!
Rather than assume you’ve seen this video, I’ll just embed it without comment.
A beautifully illustrated tale of woe, told in words, MS Paint and piss.
You know the weird song Diva Dance in The Fifth Element? Sure you do, it was the one that they needed to use samplers to make it work. Yeah, that one. Someone should have told this young lady that it’s physically impossible to sing.
Paul Sanderson, a friend, said: ”Chris has always been a bit crazy, but this is taking things a bit too far – even for him.”
(I think Roast Beef is the best flavour – what do you lot think?)